omeg

omeg is an alias of Omega

<%omeg> Drule is a shalrath <--

by Bob... Just Bob February 28, 2005

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A place where underage teenagers go for a little 'fun'

Stranger: nice damn first i would squeeze those tits and lick ur nipples
You: i would moan quietly as you do so
Stranger: then i kiss down ur body till i get to ur pussy
You: i would continue moaning
Stranger: i start to finger ur pussy and lick ur pussy
You: i would gasp slightly
Stranger: i feel ur pussy get wet and i lick up all the jucies
Stranger: then whisper in ur ear wanna suck on something big?
You: i would moan oh god yes

Stranger: i watch u get on ur knees and i whip out my dick
You: i would hold the base of your cock gently, while i lick the tip slowly
You: rubbing your base so slowly that its almost painful
Stranger: i moan and hold ur hair
You: i slowly swirl my tongue around your head as i rub your base and fondle your balls
Stranger: i start to push ur head on my dick and moan
You: i take in your head and suck softly
You: i rub your cock gently as i suck, looking for your most sensitive spots
Stranger: mmm nice babe ur so good at this
You: i hum as i suck your head, making it vibrate, while i rub your cock a bit harder
Stranger: u feel my cock pulse from pleasure
You: i take in more of your cock, licking it as i suck
Stranger: i moan and pull a little on ur hair
You: I bob my head slowly, sucking softly, pressing my tongue on your cock as i bob my head
Stranger: i hold the back of ur head and push u head on and off my cock getting deeper everytime
You: I hum as you do so, making your shaft vibrate
Stranger: i moan louder and push ur head deeper
You: I gulp, deepthroating your cock quickly, licking one of your sensitive spots
Stranger: i pull on ur hair and push ur head off and on my cock pushing to whole thing in

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by Omegle chick January 24, 2011

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Operation Mindfuck - Golden Apple Seed Mission

Operation Mindfuck is an age old Discordian mission to spread Chaos and Discord in the name of our Goddess Eris, in an attempt to bring some light to our monotonous ordered world and revoke the curse of Greyface. And simply for the LULZ ofcourse...

As part of the new Golden Apple Seed Missions this becomes the OMGASM, the great leaderless mission to save the population from themselves.

Other GASM's (Often considered to be part of the greater OMGASM) are:

POSTERGASM
COLBERTGASM

A typical OMGASM (of which there are none) would be the application of a suitable meme bomb to any currently unused wall space in a public area...

e.g. You have 30 seconds to forget this message.

by Etece February 28, 2008

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Basically, a combination of the two internet terms "omg", meing "Oh meh gawd!" and, well, GASP! If you need an explanation of the word GASP!, piss off that one dark guy at your school, preferably if he's goth. MAKE SURE HE IS NOT A POSER OR AN EMO, FOR THEY ARE LARKS AND ARE MADE OF PHAIL. Make fun of him so much that he either gets so angry he attempts to kills you OR he threatens you and leaves. At a good chance, you'll walk home and find that all of your family members have been killed, with their gutts and blood spread accross your dingy, small little apartment. This is truely a moment to GASP!, or even OMGASP!

(Side effects of this may include you becoming emo. If so, jump into the nearest pile of acid you can find. This may not cure it, but it sure as hell is fun to watch.)

RandomAnalSausage1297: OMGASP, U R LIEK SUCH AN ASS! -block-

by FlareTH February 4, 2007

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Originally added on to omg to make it seem like the thing being omg'ded was of low likelyhood of happening. The word originated on World of Warcraft when the player deadonsight of the forgotten coast realm screamed it on ventrilo. The word has been coined by many users of many games ever since.

"omgawd, did you just see him one-hit-ko our tank?"

"omgawd, i just got pwned."

by chimcham56 February 16, 2010

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