Offroad Facelift

The act of giving a blowjob during an offroad activity.
-Usually results with the penis slapping the face repeatedly until the skin on the face is jumbled, blistered, and bloody.

My girlfriend is a real motorhead, so when I took her out for a spin on my ATV it was only natural for her to give me some sicknasty roadhead...
Unfortunetly, I went through a bumpy trail and she recieved a full on offroad facelift.
She's still recovering from this horrific catastrophy, I can only smile.

by Juan Joven January 13, 2008

Offrip

Real talk

Offrip then shoes wackkk.

by D0nne11 October 16, 2018

offed

To be offed is to be annoyed with something, as if one put a four letter taboo word before it. However, the taboo word becomes silent. Instead of saying 'I was completely ****ed off by someone', you'd say 'I was so offed by someone'.

I am getting so offed with the school. They don't understand my son's needs at all.

by Netal Beattie July 21, 2011

Offenbach

Loser town in Germany. Highest rates of personal bankrupcty in the country. "Einen Offenbacher machen" means filing for bankrupcty. Also famous with Islamists and ISIS symphatizers.

Einen Offenbacher machen

To pull on "Offenbacher"

by TheGreatCensor May 9, 2018

offerentering

When you go to someones house, offer them something and then enter, at the same time

*knock knock*
"Hi there, would you like to purchase some cheese?" *walks in*
"Dude, what are doing just offerentering my house! I don't even like cheese!"

by lessica December 14, 2009

Offermatum

presenting an opportunity, the rejection of which will result in retaliation or a breakdown in relations

Adonnis made the don an offer but it was more like an ultimatum, it was an offermatum

by Justicetarian June 10, 2017

offering up

An offer to provide goods or services.

The academic institution is offering up a free scholarship and board to top applicants.

by www.theweeklydeals.com September 29, 2018