When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.
Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
by fredyo April 18, 2017
Get the girlfriend weightmug. the most beautiful amazing girl with the prettiest eyes you will ever see. when you look at her lips you won’t be able to look away. she has the best most hottest sexiest boy friend ever
‘wow, she has a really awasome sexy boyfriend and amazing lips with the prettiest eyes you will ever see, ’
‘oh yeah, she’s Hazza’s girlfriend’
‘wow, i could tell. i can’t stop looking at her’
‘no shit, it’s medeyya’
‘oh yeah, she’s Hazza’s girlfriend’
‘wow, i could tell. i can’t stop looking at her’
‘no shit, it’s medeyya’
by medeyya’s boy friend July 21, 2022
Get the Hazza’s girlfriendmug. It means a girl who you liked, and liked you back. But things are just complicated and confusing. You’re not sure if you even had a thing, but people saw you as a couple. And it’s just whatever now :/
Bro 1: Bro look at the girl, she’s hella hot.
Bro 2: Don’t even think about it, she was my could-be-girlfriend.
Bro 1: Oof I’ll back off
Bro 2: Don’t even think about it, she was my could-be-girlfriend.
Bro 1: Oof I’ll back off
by Oofmaster100 March 23, 2019
Get the Could-Be-Girlfriendmug. "Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
by Tigh November 1, 2017
Get the dan's girlfriendmug. The kind of Jewellery you might buy for ur gf after you’ve known her for a few months, for a birthday or holiday. Not too expensive but still nice, around $50-$100. It’s not a very meaningful gift.
Guy 1: Is this a nice necklace for my gf?
Guy 2: Nah mate she’ll know that’s girlfriend jewelry straight away!
Guy 2: Nah mate she’ll know that’s girlfriend jewelry straight away!
by Hepig February 19, 2019
Get the girlfriend jewelrymug. She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.
by Reverend Moonshine May 25, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Girlfriendmug. This is used when the man in question is making a bad decision. The girlfriend has the right to enforce a veto.
Bf: I'm going out with my friends. Were cliff jumping today!
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.
by LizzieLustmord November 26, 2017
Get the girlfriend vetomug.