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Noob Toob

A grenade launcher used in call of duty modern warfare that is shot across the map to kill the whole team.
Dude stop using that friggin noob toob you ass
by ccccccccccch May 13, 2009
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STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.
Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!
by Pete December 20, 2003
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Alpha Noob

A noob of extremely high proportions, who is voted on by his fellow peers and is recognized as a loser for the period set by the voters.
"That TTI....He should be the alpha noob"
"OMG, the alpha noob sucks...I mean REALLY SUCKS!"
by MADragon February 11, 2004
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Roblox Noob

A Roblox Noob owns every free item in the Catalogue. It usually wears random accessories and has a colourful skin colour. The Roblox Noob cannot talk. If you have a conversation with them, they won't respond. If you insult them, they will not react. The Roblox Noob often wanders around the game trying to figure out what to do, but our recent studies show that a Roblox Noob will never know what to do.

Example #1:

Roblox Player 1: Cover me I'm reloading

Roblox Noob:

*In a situation like this, the Roblox Noob will not follow your instructions. They barely even know you exist.

Example #2:

Roblox Player 1: I saw a Roblox Noob earlier

Roblox Player 2: Really? How could you tell it was a noob?

Roblox Player 1: It got killed 380213948 times and its outfit was made up of a bunch of free items. No kills too! Oh, and btw, his skin colour was red.

*If you happen to come across a Roblox Noob, do not try to speak to it or give it instructions. It's best to leave it alone and continue what you are doing. Seriously! These guys are brain dead!
I really want to know what is going on inside a Roblox Noob's head, if it even has one...
by Furi0sity March 20, 2020
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noob sauce

A delicious sauce made from the skin and souls of ignorant players of MMORPG's & Online FPS'. It's extremely good with breadsticks and for added spice you can throw an orphan or two into the mix, but be sure to take off their shoes because... well think; eggshell, only with laces.
Idiot #1: I HAVE A WHITE ITEM! I PWNZER YOU FUCKIN NUBS!
Intelligently Humble Person: *ponder* Found more ingredients the noob sauce John! Bring the truck back!
Idiot #2: PFFT YOU LOSER *to Idiot #1* I FUCKIN PWNZER YOU WITH MY PISTOL WHIP!
Intelligently Humble Person: John, we may need more than one truck.
by Cyn The Frost Demon September 12, 2006
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Rubicks Noob

Someone who can't even spell Rubik's right.
The guy that made the other definition is a Rubicks noob.
by ybcuber September 5, 2018
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Noob cred

Giving someone credit in an oversimplified manner; only brushing the surface of the complexity of a task someone has accomplished.
Bob: I really liked Jake's music video. He is really good at Windows Movie Maker.

George: Stop giving him noob cred! He has spent years mastering Photoshop, After Effects and SONAR in order to produce that masterpiece.
by Intredasting July 3, 2011
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