Ninja Smoke

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.

"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."

by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013

Ninja bounce

To leave a room of people without saying goodbye. To leave unnoticed, like a ninja.

I was so tired at the party last night, I totally ninja bounced.

by WordsImakeup33 September 4, 2015

ninja mouse

A term to describe a person who has the ability to sneak out of tight situations requiring the utmost delicacy without a squeak.

Man! That chick slid out of my bed like a ninja mouse.

by BigPansy April 19, 2016

Ninja Ad

An advertisement that appears out of nowhere, usually containing some sort of virus and/or clickbait.

"Aw shit, I was watching porn last night and a fucking ninja ad came up and I accidentally clicked it, and now my computer's got a virus."

by Tumbleflop April 19, 2018

Ninja's Ligma

Its when you watch his stream once. It kills you slowly. One tried to get people to do the floss and nobody cared and done it.

Yo man, why would you watch Ninja? Now you have Ninja's Ligma it was nice knowing you man.

by Dashie tribe May 8, 2019

Ninja Face

The art of using face unlock on another person's smartphone without their knowledge. Usually performed by a child from some sneaky angle while distracting the parent with other matters.

She keeps using Ninja Face on me to watch that stupid YouTube channel

by PatTheChat June 8, 2019

Ninja Brian

the only ninja as far as I know in the band NinjaSexParty

Goddamn Ninja Brian you killed em all

by darkclaw wolfgod February 20, 2022