patrick boobies

Boobies on Patrick Star’s body.

Patrick Boobies are cool!

by patrick boobies June 16, 2021

Patrick Statement

A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.

Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement

by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

I got hella patrick shwavyd at the party last night dude

by Hotterthanatotter December 16, 2019

patrick luu

A stupid person with a 20 inch BBC.

Friend 1: Yo you say the the kid with that massive bbc
Friend 2: Yeah his name is probably patrick luu

by girlwithaD October 3, 2020

Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)

“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.

by Hal2001 April 19, 2023

Patrick dickhead

Sucks at valorant. Definitely not an awpper. Trash at valorant. Simps for innocent girls that aren't attracted to him. He Will tell shitty ass jokes that makes no one laugh. Stupid as hell. Probably over 500 pounds. Patrick should uninstall valorant

Patrick dickhead sucks at valorant

by Chonky woman July 21, 2020

Patrick Woods

Amelia Goggins Boyfriend

Patrick woods amelia higgins forever

by Amelia Goggin February 2, 2023