Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
I Patrick Shwavyed so bad, when I found out that I was bullying a dead person's twin
by lolpussydeep December 17, 2019
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Patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.
Yoooo let’s get Patrick shwavyed lol it’s lit fam
by Frosty the snowman December 17, 2019
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Ascends the Patrick

When something good or funny happens.
It really ascends the Patrick when grandma makes me cookies.
by NoScopeDatPope May 27, 2022
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Patrick Statement

A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018
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Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
by Hal2001 April 20, 2023
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Patrick Peterson

The Top shutdown cornerback in the NFL. He will ruin any recievers day. It's very hard to catch a pass when within 100 feet of this man.
Ben: You haven't caught one ball I've thrown to you today.
Antonio: Well... I am being covered by Patrick Peterson.
by FBKing100 April 24, 2016
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