Mickey

Half a gay.

Truth is. Mickey is not totally gay and would plow Janelle's beautiful sunflower kissed body into oblivion given half a chance.

by Triangular4 July 20, 2019

mickey mouse team

A team that is so terrible they should considering playing against mickey and friends.

The Dallas Cowboys are a mickey mouse team.

by xan_man_41 November 24, 2022

Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.

Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!

by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025

Mickey Mole

A noun, usually a person. A Mickey Mole is something to be relied upon and also to have sexual relations with.

"When you're done fucking Mickey Mole, can I have a turn?"

"No"

by Oogly50 November 17, 2009

Behemoth <Salma`~`Hayek=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {[Messenger Add Oak]}=Mickey Mouse>

Behemoth <Salma`~`Hayek=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>

Behemoth <Salma`~`Hayek=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Mickey Doolie

Penis

Don’t touch your Mickey Doolie at the dinner table

by Colleen Haggerty November 6, 2020

mickey mouse trophy

an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023