Google Minute

The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.

It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.

by swerty August 24, 2009

Google-a-phobe

- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.

- Someone with a fear of using Google

- Someone too lazy to use Google

- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.

"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"

"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?

by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013

map google

(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.

(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere

Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"

Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."

by dalb0z February 25, 2011

google stalker

A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.

Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.

Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.

by Tenacious C September 20, 2016

Google Telephone

A game where you translate a random sentence on Google Translate multiple times to make it become broken English. It's called Google Telephone because it refers to the game Telephone that we would always play in grade school.
Steps how to play:
1. Translate a sentence into a random language
2. Take the new translated sentence and translate that into another language
3. Repeat step 2 multiple times (around ten times is good)
4. Translate the sentence back into English
5. Enjoy (the sentence will be far from what you started with)

I played Google Telephone and "whale cum" turned into "no personal".

by TheREALRasputin February 1, 2017

Google the goods

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.

Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning

by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016

Google It And Prove It

Google It And Prove It is a term used to ask someone to prove what they are saying is true Googling it.

Kevin: Did you know that pigs can fly in Africa
Timmy: No they cant!
Kevin: Google It And Prove It!

by Clap Clap Meme Review June 11, 2018