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Ninja Dust

Main Entry: nin·ja·dust
Pronunciation: 'nihn-jah-duhst
Function: verb, noun
The act of stealthly and unceremoniously leaving before expected, without other parties realizing until one has already departed. The noun form is the metaphorical remnants of such an action. Derrived from the means of escape of a ninja.
Kyle: "Hey, where did that girl just go? I've been buying her drinks all night."
Colin: "Dude, you just got ninja dusted."
"Kurt always ninja dusts at clubs when he picks up"
"What's that smoke? I think it's JP's ninja dust."
by KurtTO January 16, 2009
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Ninja Shit Punch

When a man and a woman love each other very much they often engage in sexual acts. This is known as a Ninja shit pucn

Preperation:
The man needs to have a shit that is about the same size as his erect penis. Remove the said shit from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.

Once your woman is home remove said shit from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).

The Act:
Once you and your partner are engaged in sexual contact you begin to have anal sex. The man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. After about the 4th time, stealthily grab the shit and shove it in her anus.

Whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. Run toward her shout "Ninja" and punch her in the face.

The End
by KingLouie2 October 17, 2008
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grammar ninja

An individual who displays sub-par utilization of proper grammar either through oral or written communication; the individual showcases aggressive and offensive mis-use of the English language in a manner that resembles the verbal or written equivalent of a ninja attack: fast, relentless and ultimately damaging.
With her steady flow of "I ain't got no..." phraseology, she was an unstoppable grammar ninja, butchering the king's English during the course of every conversation and ill-worded e-mail message.
by Dandy Don April 24, 2008
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SAND NINJA

A muslim woman in traditional dress, or "burka", with only a slit opening for the eyes
The bazaar was full of "sand ninjas"
by pbunk October 30, 2007
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vomit ninja

One who is capable of vomiting on anything/anyone without hitting him-/herself.
Watch out man, Chad's a fucking vomit ninja - last week he puked all over my kitchen, but somehow managed to walk away unscathed. Even his shoes were clean.
by Bam Bam G April 21, 2004
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Ninja Bang

When two people go to a public place to fuck, and no one heard or saw anything
Me and Laura went to the park. I totally ninja banged her, no one even knew
by katanainthestone May 22, 2009
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ninja jack

The ninja jack. The act of jacking off silently (quickly in most cases) and without those around you knowing that you had even done so.

Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Girl: "Hey, so anyways my day blah blah blah"
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"

Ninja jack successful.

Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"

Almost.
by The Noob Tuber April 2, 2010
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