National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.

Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!

by IRFNBR October 21, 2021

National expose day

National expose day is August 15 , this day you expose your friends or yourself

National expose day

by Brincess-.Mimii August 15, 2019

National Ask out your crush day

On October 4th you have to ask out your crush.

Me - Hey Allison, Will you go out with me??
Allison - Omg i was gonna ask you that because it’s national ask out your crush day!!!

by Jeffrey SkirtShit September 29, 2019

Nationality

What ignorant people say when they mean "Ethnicity".

Person number one: "Wow! You have blue eyes, a Semetic nose and African hair. What's your nationality"?

Person number two: "American".

by wrd nrd September 1, 2013

national kick tall people day

on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.

person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*

by petalstarlight October 21, 2020

National Beat A Zoophile Day

On December 8th you can beat up any zoophile, and they can't fight back.

National Beat A Zoophile Day
Guy 1: Hey, I'm a zoophile
Guy 2: You have 5 seconds to run.

by SparkieFlake November 27, 2021

National ask out your crush day

It’s on December 4

Hey it’s National ask out your crush day because it’s December 4th

by Gdog2006 November 23, 2019