Kinktus Muscle

The muscle that links the brain of a moron to their genitals.

Preston was trying to prolong a sexual experience by thinking about dead bunnies when he sprained his kinktus muscle.

by iam2eeyore April 1, 2010

liquid muscles

Temporary pseudo-muscles that one acquires while drunk. Usually accompanied by a feeling of invulnerability and lack of foresight.

John's liquid muscles were of no use to him in his confrontation with T-Bone.

by JJMcGruff November 30, 2010

Ninja muscle

When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.

I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.

by El Chueko December 9, 2014

honda muscles

well defined muscles from working out at the gym; but with out the ability to be of any actual use. Like a Hinda car they look good but cant pull for sh*t.

The guy was acting tough him and his honda muscles

by tomshands March 24, 2019

Nigger Muscle

A penis that is above the average size

My friend javian has a nigger muscle.

by Girth monster July 5, 2021

musolium

Common misspelling of mausoleum.

"Way down
Mark the grave
Where the searchlights find us
Drinking by the mausoleum door
And they found you on the bathroom floor"

by flame May 22, 2005

musclehumps

a description used to describe a female's pert breasts. also see muscletits

wow, check out the musclehumps on her

by mystics May 18, 2009