The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.
by TheBigE_843 March 07, 2015
Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.
Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
by SallyMallyHally May 14, 2011
by Threetoethreertoed December 07, 2019
by birdie birdwatcher March 28, 2010
The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor
Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"
Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"
Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."
by UkubabyBreadFanatic22 July 23, 2011
The female version of morning wood. When a woman feels particularly horny in the morning. The combination of the morning drip and the morning wood can result in the dopest morning sex ever.
"Damn, so the morning after the party julia was havin' some CRAZY morning drip we fucked at the the crack of dawn!"
by Bro'connor May 22, 2010
paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"
by pault69 September 23, 2008