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Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon 

The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving
Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.

Soak the Mormon 

Bend the rules to get what you want in life with out the act of sin.
"Adam would soak the mormon by pretending to be ill before school"

Cache Valley Mormon 

Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.
Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...

The Book of Mormon 

...it's a musical. THAT'S ALL I KNOW CALM DOWN
1: "YO, do you like the Book of Mormon?"
2: "mf, are you a mormon?"
1: "...no it's a musical"
2: "Wha-"
1: "TURN IT OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH ON HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL-"

book of mormon 

the book of mormon is a mormon scripture claiming to be documents of jesus christ visiting the americas. the only branch of christianity to use the book of mormon as scripture is mormonism or “the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints.”

despite a fair amount of archaeological evidence that may support events occurring in the bible, there is no archaeological evidence of any event in the book of mormon. this is substantial because of the descriptions of large cities and huge battles in the book of mormon– any events of such magnitude would leave a very clear impression upon the land. of which evidence there is none backed by real scholars, in contrast to some archaeological sites matching descriptions in the bible, of which some events are accepted by both christian and non-christian scholars.

as well as lack of archaeological evidence, theres a stark lack of any DNA evidence to support the basic premise of the book of mormon. the book of mormon claims that indigenous people of the americas came from the middle east by way of boat. following this, as technology improved, scientists found much closer matches to asia, concluding that indigenous americans came to the americas by traveling over the frozen waters of the bering strait. this is the most widely accepted explanation within the field of science.

while still a piece of scripture to many, there has been no evidence accepted by the scientific community evidence to support these happenings.
Person 1: “Dude, did you know mormons believe native americans came from the middle east?”
Person 2:”What? They can’t possibly believe that, are you sure they really do?
Person 3:”Yeah, man, it says it in the book of mormon and everything!”

Friends With Mormon Benefits

Friends with Mormon Benefits consists of two people where either one or more of them is mormon and they are exclusive and only make out with each other.
Man, Bill and Jill are friends with Mormon benefits