Minecraft Logic

A crappy out-of-touch with reality logic from the famous 2009 game, Minecraft. It includes breaking crops when jumping on them, gold tools being the most useless tools in the game, and a portable hell from a very old version of the game which was removed, achieving godspeed with riding a CANOE (it is called a boat in-game) on ice! Not an iceboat, a canoe. Stopping the player from being poisonous, nauseous and all that good/bad stuff that is included in the game just by drinking milk. Plus, it is straight from the cow. Not pasteurized. And also you can get a music disc by making a creeper (an exploding mob in the game) get killed by a skeleton! (Self-explanatory skeleton with a bow) And much more stupid things.

Hey dude, what is the crappiest video game logic you know?
It's the Minecraft logic. There are so many out-of-touch things.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022

Minecraft Revolution

An event which started on October 8th 2023 in order to get the Minecraft mob vote stopped by Mojang.

“The Minecraft revolution started October 8th 2023”

by Tittylover69420 October 8, 2023

Hannah minecraft

She’s cool and like minecraft. But if you get in the wrong side of her she will pent u out of excistance. They think uwu is somethings deffo not. She’s awesome and want to be architect she probs the bestie you’ve been missing out on. She loves riverdale and pretty little liars.

Yo who’s that?

Obvs Hannah minecraft u don’t have one uwu

by Bkxigz April 19, 2021

Minecraft Steve

when you mine someone's eyeballs out then twerk on the eyeless dude likes theres no tomorrow

"Hey man! Why'd you Minecraft Steve my gf?"

"Idk i was bored."

by Jung Yeoka June 6, 2022

Minecraft Church

It is a Church that you go to to hid from the Immigration police. We Pray to Mr. Potatohead. He is Our main god. We Call him Daddy. Join our Church and Follow our Insta Minecraft_Church

“ quick i need to hide from the immigration police”
“ let’s go to the Minecraft Church”

by Yah yeet yah April 13, 2019

Minecraft Launcher

The launcher you download when you buy minecraft

Jack: I'm gonna buy minecraft

Liam: Okay! lets play together

Jack: Let me launch the game with the Minecraft Launcher

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ March 13, 2022

2D Minecraft

Also known as paper Minecraft, which was made on the coding website scratch by "Griffpatch." It is a really good remake.

Also if you are searching for the "rip-off", it's name is Terraria, and if you think it's a rip off, buy it and actually play it. Seriously what is wrong with you.

Guy: Hey wanna play 2D Minecraft?
Guy2: Sure! I think it looks fun, but kind of like Minecraft rip-off.
Guy: wait what. Are you talking about Terraria? I thought we were playing 2D Minecraft by Griffpatch on scratch.
Guy2: Isn't Terraria 2D Minecraft?
Guy: Get out of my house or I will Zenith you in the face.

by Iamsansundertale March 15, 2023