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Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
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Michaela mickey boo Norris

Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.
Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.

You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!
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Electric Mickey

A sex move where you attach a 9-volt to a girl's clit and/or nipple piercing(s), before proceeding to violently tickle her so that all she can do is laugh like Mickey Mouse.
Yo dawg, I was gettin' some coochie last night, and I gave her the ol electric Mickey.
by The_Twisterman October 8, 2021
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Mickey pp

When your girlfriend has a big ass and you have a big dick
Dude last night me and my girlfriend did the Mickey pp
by Zombie mj08 November 21, 2020
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Mickey

A way to say "best roommate ever" with only one word.
Hey Mickey! Thankyou for everything.
by whatevenisapseidonym February 4, 2024
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Mickey

/ adj.

When someone or something is doing some fraudulent bullshit.
Guy: "I finally pulled Zendaya's number last night."

Friend: "U told her u were a movie director. That's so mickey!"
by theyhateness July 12, 2022
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mickey mouse team

A team that is so terrible they should considering playing against mickey and friends.
by xan_man_41 November 24, 2022
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