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Michael

A Really weird and unique card usually geeking out about some video game. He is a friend to everyone except that one brat that doesn't shut up in class. He's a great friend and if you ever get the chance to meet him you'll become lifelong friends.
Michael is actually not that bad of a guy he's pretty cool!
by Spoy March 14, 2019
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Michael

man1: oh michael is shit
man2:i know Tal is so much better
hot sexy super model1: oh ye9 i agree
by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020
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Michael

Fuck Michael. He is a drug dealer who did me dirty one time and now he owes me 14 grand in cash and I don’t think he’s gonna pay it forward. He is a little cocksucker out of gay town. He’s a Bitch scumbag hoe and never trust him.
“Hey stop being so ugly
“Hey at least I’m not named Michael”
by Hoehowhoeimgthebest May 13, 2020
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Michael

Michael is a little bitch.
by H2O _BigBoy May 3, 2020
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Michael

Trash at fortnite. Sucks at sucking cock. Likes to jack off to the Zoey skin.
Hey look at that it's a Michael.
by Mrballsacktitlover October 29, 2018
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Michael

A silent, muscular man who adores his little sister. He ranges between 6-7 feet tall and goes all out for Halloween. He can usually be accompliced by his niece, Michelle. Whom finds the world a very odd place.
Hey Michael, what would you like for dinner?
Michael: ...
Thats ok Michael, i'll figure it out for you.
by michellenelson19 November 2, 2019
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Michael

a kid that has a dad who for some reason became a meme
Mason: have you seen michaels dad?
Sam: yeah..
Mason: lol hes a meme now
by cornershop12 May 8, 2018
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