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One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.
"He's a vegan."
"It doesn't look like it!"
"Well, thing is, he's a Michael."

"Oh!"
Michael by MemeQueenTM July 17, 2018
A short weak sad Pearson who plays fortnite way too much, so much in fact that it’s unhealthy. Also a name to call someone when you are mad at them.
Dear god you’re such a Michael
Michael by KyLyn It August 5, 2018
a man that farts so much that he is categorized as a bio hazard weapon
michael stop we had to shut down power so it doesnt blow up
michael by jacob billy September 24, 2018
Michael a pussy ass nigga that nobody likes. He always says he's gonna fight you but backs out. Acts like he's better then every one but he's not
Michael said he would fight me so I said ok and e left.
Michael by Jahsehdwyane. Onfroy September 28, 2018
God, Michael is such a bitch-ass mother-fucker.
Michael by Bunny3187 January 14, 2019
a very rude person immature person. They sometimes are very loud and obnoxious but at times can be a pretty funny friend. He likes to call people gay sometimes too. Hanging around him can be fun at times but also can be infuriating because he likes to yell at you a lot. He also likes loose coochie.
Man 1: Man, Michael was very mean to me today!
Man 2: Are you sure? Michael helped me with Math today.
Man 1: But didn't he crumble the paper?
Man 2: Yeah, so? At least I learned something.
Man 1: I guess so...
Michael by Hairambe February 9, 2019