Lover boy method

That's not me is it? The weaponized schizophrenia? See, it's a problem when they do it to women, right? Is this not a problem? Yeah it is... You know you fucked up... Hey, I tried to warn you.

Hym "I'm watching Ben Shapiro's video on Andrew Tate's 'grift' and I noticed... That it's a complete an utter LIE. It's a lie. You accuse a guy of grifting... And then lie. Blatantly! If your critique of Andrew Tate... Does not involve me... You are lying. No mention of me. No mention of the 'lover boy method.' And then your whole team does a series of debates with a guy who is literally doing the same thing and he wife left him when she found out he wasn't Hym. You know you're lying. He's just doing my plan to become better than Joe Rogan. You know that. Gayve Jewben made a video about someone else being a grifter the same day. Everyone and their brother accuse the 2 of them of being grifters... Everything is a grift! Everyone is a grifter (apparently). It's madness! And then you're shilling for a government that is actively starving children! So you can even use the 'But Hym threatens kids!' The Jews are murdering them, actively! And you're defending them! No, it's- You're done. No 'don't mess with our kids' moment. I was right. Everyone but me was wrong. You should have done what I told you to do immediately. You should be doing what I'm telling you to do now. You lose. I win. I'm the better one. You're an idiot for trying to resist me. You should be holding your wive's legs open for me so I can fuck them with greater ease. I was the correct one all along. I could have saved you all but you wouldn't let me and now you look like a retarded bitch."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

the Seattle Method

When your girl goes to Seattle to get train run on her.

Friend "Where's your girl at?"
You "She's in Seattle"

Friend "Bro your cooked, she's doing the Seattle Method"
You "What's that?"
Friend "You'll find out when she's back"

by Kdog May 5, 2024

the belkin method

Popularized by Nicolas Belkin, the belkin method consists of a specialized, repeatable technique used for consistent sexual conquests. Its uses seductive and psychological techniques to consistently secure one night stands with hyper-attractive females.

She was playing hard to get, but when he used the belkin method, she didn’t stand a chance.

by Nicolas Belkin May 8, 2024

Renegade Raider Dating Method

The central theme revolves around adopting the character traits of the Renegade Raider, a rare and coveted skin in Fortnite. By becoming a metaphorical Renegade Raider in real life, the book suggests fostering an air of rarity and confidence. The method encourages occasional unavailability, advising readers to become a mysterious man and how to get into women's feelings.

How'd you get her? -- I used the Renegade Raider Dating Method.

by newsnews May 8, 2024

Yan Yan Method

This is when a guy dips his johnson in a sauce, preferably chocolate or cake batter like a Yan Yan candy, and proceeds to get slop top from their lover. Tasty and erotic method.

"Have you ever tried the Yan Yan Method?"
"No my girlfriend never seems to be able to find the Nutella jar"

by SwagBap12 May 14, 2024

The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip off your dick and use it as a dildo.

"I used the flesh method last night, it was amazing"

"Wtf man"

by The Top Balla June 20, 2024

Necro-Flesh Mumping Method

When you go Mumping and enact the Flesh method on the dead body being used.

"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."

by Premuium June 20, 2024