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Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting)

There are three grades of Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting):

Grade 1: Sext messages that serve a sexual goal but do not contain any direct mention of sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U wanna hang out 2night?” or “U looked good today” or “I had a good time, we gotta chill again soon”

Grade 2: Sext messages that are directly related to sexual acts, desires, or emotions but do not contain sexually explicit description. Examples: “Booty call 2night?” or “I need u now” or “Luv your bod”

Grade 3: Sext messages that explicitly describe sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U r the best kisser ever” or “Can’t stop thinking about your rack” or “Gotta touch your body right now”
by stallion10 January 12, 2009
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text mixed messaging

A. when the true meaning of a text message is lost because they are using an iPhone touch screen, short cuts or auto-text, resulting in the recipeints confusion or utter bafflement.
a: trn for bow
b: huh?

once again she falls victim to text mixed messaging via his iPhone touch screen when he texts her about meeting later
by rose saylavie August 12, 2009
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Japanese-Massage

A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.
"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"

PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
by Dave May 1, 2004
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bipolar text messager

someone who responses to text messages very sporadically depending on the situation, context, length, etc.

this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...
Susie got mad at her boyfriend because he was being a bipolar text messager because he would reply to her a second later, then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes,then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes then....
by txtdr. April 1, 2011
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Magical Massager

The one back massager in the house your mom never lets you use.
"Mommy my back hurts can I use that big new big Magical massager"

"NO BITCH THATS MINE I NEED IT TONIGHT YOUR GROUNDED BITCH"
by doughballfro92 June 23, 2009
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letter S frontpage missage

A dreadful condition which somehow causes letter S to disappear from urbandictionary.com frontpage 'browsable by letter' list.
Og sheesh, they've forgotten to put S there among others again dammit!
by AA September 10, 2003
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West Texas Massage

when someone beats a rattlesnake to death with a baseball bat or any other hard sports item.
"the other day little john juan yelled snake!"
"what did u do?"
"i gave that serpent a good ol' west texas massage with the woman's sex toy"
by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z February 23, 2010
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