melancholic

highly addicted to melons to the point of endangerment

girl 1: what’s wrong with her?!
girl 2: oh...she’s melancholic.
girl 3: yeah i heard she just started therapy.

by livvylivster March 21, 2020

Melanie

The human embodiment of an arse trumpet

splooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof.

Sounds like Melanie is nearby

by Bukawow May 2, 2020

Melancholy

Some would say It’s feeling sad for no apparent reason. I say It’s what muggles feel when dementors are around.

Rodrick and Randall felt a feeling of melancholy when Kermit walked in.

by Monkey Angelow May 7, 2020

Melania

An Eastern European mail-order bride sold to a wealthy American man in exchange for a green card. On the surface may seem attractive, but in reality she has a dark, irredeemable soul which makes her ugly. As part of the deal, she performs sexual favors for the man and ignores his darker pedophilic fantasies that he acts out with underage girls provided to him by his pal Epstein.

Look at that snooty group of Melanias having Mimosas at brunch.

by Darkside Dad July 9, 2020

melanicous

Containing generous amounts of Melanin, an attractive person of color.

Beyoncé is melanicous!!

by Mr. Juanderful July 22, 2020

melanie

melanie is someone who seems nice but let’s be honest we have all been stabbed in the back by a melanie and if you haven’t just wait... melanie is a very pretty person who will be a bitch to you about how ur not a melanie will always be there for you ... sike she will push u off a cliff. so if you have a melanie in ur life god has cursed you for no reason at all.

ew don’t do a melanie

by hsbdjebeh August 23, 2020

Melanah

She’s very caring she’s so nice.She’s beautiful inside and out she’s friends with everyone,she’s funny and likes to make people laugh and smile.

Melanah said hi to me she’s so amazing and nice

by Boo boo 316 September 14, 2020