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no meeting day

A very rare fictional concept used by some mystical factions to assign a day where the members of said factions are not to actually meet with one another in hopes of improving individual productivity.
The elvs at the Keebler cookie factory decided Thursday was a no meeting day.
by baconaid January 17, 2013
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meetingful

When you have a or part of a day that will be less than productive due to the number of meetings scheduled. It's not a sentimental, mushy love word, but it sure can have a negative sentiment.
Yeah, I'd like to review that document, but it will have to wait until tonight. My afternoon is very meetingful. I hope I don't get naplash!
by Cubmaster G December 28, 2005
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girl meets girl

an anime about a boy who is revive back as a girl after being hit by an alien spaceship
alien spaceship hits a boy but revive him back as a girl

girl meets girl
by hazumu August 14, 2011
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Take a meeting

When you need to get away from people to take a shit, but don't want to say as much. Not getting away leads to Puddin in the pants.
Phil was with everyone at the game, but left because he had to take a meeting.
by PuddinPantsOlderBro December 30, 2013
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meeting

Used by teachers to discuss having a cigarette on their break. Usually used in front of the children.
"Hey, are you going to that meeting at recess?"
"Hey, hurry up we have that meeting"
and the most obvious use of the word
"Hey are you coming for a meeting at recess?"
by DonnaM April 30, 2006
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Bad Fart Meeting

How you describe a meeting to a colleague that wasn't there that turns into a smelly mess because of big egos, bad process and attitudes, and someone in particular who wants control but doesn't have it making a big stink.
I came back from the meeting and my colleague took one look at my face and said 'how did the meeting go?' and I said: "it stank...like a bad fart... a bad fart meeting".
by LucidLibrarian November 24, 2010
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Meetup whore

A women or man that signs up for several meetup.com events every day of the year and goes to at least 4 per week. They have no social lives outside of meetup.com
The women are fat, ugly old maid spinsters and the men are desperate pathetic losers with no game who can't get laid.
Are you a single fat bitch over 35 desperate to pop out a couple of rug rats or snag a sucker? Then you're a meetup whore!
by massiveerection December 15, 2009
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