Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.

"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.

“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato”

by negr0thehero May 7, 2023

Mish-mash

Mish-mash is a traditional Bulgarian springtime dish comprising a medley of fresh vegetables, commonly including tomatoes, bell peppers, and onions. These vibrant veggies are combined with eggs and a tangy Balkan brined cheese known as sirene. It is often topped off with a generous sprinkle of freshly chopped parsley for added flavor.

"Last night, I threw together a mish-mash of ingredients from my fridge to create a classic and delicious Bulgarian Mish-Mash dish."

by Davellin September 13, 2023

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

Sossy Mash

When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.

Man 1 looks like he does Sossy Mash

by VS7777 August 4, 2023

Mash

Shorter easier word for masturbation.
Mash the potatoes. Add gravy whenever you’re ready.

I had to go mash real quick

by chickfilasian June 21, 2022