Jaunty Mount

Pirate sex move.

That pirate is underway in their 'Jaunty Mount' with their bedfellow.

by iamlittlerywhothefuckareyou February 11, 2024

surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016

mount markham

A school that is known as "Mount Moron" and the name sure does fit! A rock could graduate from this school just as easily as the pot head students that attend.

See that kid? He smells like cow shit doesn't he? Yea. He's from Mount Markham

by anonymouspurplesock March 25, 2017

Mount Pleasant High School

A school in Wilmington DE, known as “mount pregnant” because every girl there is a hoe. People think they’re hot shit there, but their sports teams are by far the best. Dont fuck with some people who go there, you dont know what you will get yourself into there.

Do you go to Mount Pleasant High School ?
Yeah, why?
You must be pregnant!!!!!

by guccibop January 31, 2019

shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.

"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"

by cmantheprophet December 28, 2020

Mount Vernon Barbell water

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..

Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.

by Hermankey December 12, 2022

Mount Rushmost

The tourist attraction voted most likely to benefit from a name change by having the current U.S. President carved into it each 4 years, and if re-elected for a second term.... the Vice President is carved.

In a daring move, Joe Biden today decreed that, if elected, he would sign into effect a bill re-naming it Mount Rushmost, and ensuring that EVERY president, past and present, is carved into the old Rushmore facade at a size befitting the good works performed. Republicans, in a daring political response, DEMANDED the new policy BE made retroactive.

by You rReal Name August 18, 2020