I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

mount markham

A school that is known as "Mount Moron" and the name sure does fit! A rock could graduate from this school just as easily as the pot head students that attend.

See that kid? He smells like cow shit doesn't he? Yea. He's from Mount Markham

by anonymouspurplesock March 25, 2017

Mount Greylock Regional

Mount Greylock is a school full of stuck up rich white kids and has a history of perverted vice-principals. It’s known for their small selection of favorited students, parents that come in and yell at staff, racism, homophobia, highest rate of kids that switch schools after their first year of high school, and relentless kids that will without a doubt try to fight you if you say one wrong thing. 1 out of 50 students that go here actually have a positive experience with this school (they have over 600 students). Don’t let the fancy scenery fool you, it’s far from that.

Teenager: Oh you go to Mount Greylock Regional? i’m praying for you.

by non-sugarcoated speaker December 7, 2023

Mount Sutton

The slang term for a nose which has grown exponentially and turned into the largest mountain in the known universe.

Oh look! Its a Mount Sutton!

by Mount Sutton June 18, 2018

Mount Pelé

Volcanic peak on Martinique Island, named after famous football athelete Edson Arantes do Nascimento.

I suppose that Mr. Nascimento might indeed feel honored to have Mount Pelé named after him, but I would consider it a dubious honor, considering how much destruction this infamous smoking cauldron of Hell has created.

by QuacksO March 9, 2019

Mount kilmermanjaro

A large stone edifice carved into the likeness of a bust of val kilmer
Kinda the egotistical equivalent of Mt Rushmore.

We went to Mount kilmermanjaro for the weekend.the rides were nice
Such as the "tunnel of self love" but the carving itself must have been based on a much. Earlier photo of the guy!

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021

Jaunty Mount

Pirate sex move.

That pirate is underway in their 'Jaunty Mount' with their bedfellow.

by iamlittlerywhothefuckareyou February 11, 2024