Morning English

The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.

Dude, your Morning English was so bad I thought you were speaking Alien.

by TheBigE_843 March 07, 2015

Morning Cleanse

Masturbating, pooping, and urinating in the morning back to back after a night of debauchary

"Holy shit that party was so crazy i just had to morning cleanse myself"

by XxEmoxX July 06, 2017

Morning Mimosas

A talk show featured in the cartoon American Dad!. It stars two female cohosts, Trish and Suze or The Sizzle who with a large audience almost exclusively made of lonely housewives invite people on their show to show off whatever they have but usually end up getting attacked by the hosts and audience because they are super drunk.

Looks like Trish had has TOO MANY MIMOSAS! - The Sizzle Morning Mimosas

by StanSmithTERRORIST February 23, 2022

Morning Nile

The female equivalent of Morning Wood, when a girl wakes up very very wet.

I had so many dreams about you last night and I woke with very intense morning Nile.

by Threetoethreertoed December 07, 2019

Morning Bread

The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor

Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"

Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."

by UkubabyBreadFanatic22 July 23, 2011

Morning Drip

The female version of morning wood. When a woman feels particularly horny in the morning. The combination of the morning drip and the morning wood can result in the dopest morning sex ever.

"Damn, so the morning after the party julia was havin' some CRAZY morning drip we fucked at the the crack of dawn!"

by Bro'connor May 22, 2010

morning major

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

by pault69 September 23, 2008