Good morning mother fucker

A tall glass of Monster energy drink and Orange juice over ice.

After a long weekend in Reno,Matt needed a"Good morning mother fucker" just to make the drive home.

by cassida December 15, 2008

Morning Mouthful

When someone is asleep with his or her mouth open, and you place your cock in his or her mouth and let them wake up to a mouthful of cock. Surprise! It is also possible to ejaculate in the open mouth and allow them to wake up with a foul taste. Ideally, both should be done to achieve full effect of the surprise. Not only will they realize the foul taste in their mouth is semen, but they also see that it is from your cock.

"Julian fell asleep with his mouth open again in his dorm room. I set his alarm clock and waited for an hour, but it was worth it to give him a morning mouthful. Man was he mad, especially since he's straight."

by Willy Billy December 9, 2008

Morning After Shock

When you wake up after doing something and someone tells you what you did, or when you regret what you did the night before. giving you Morning After Shock

After Joe told me what i did when i lost my memory from that night at the party he could see the morning after shock in my eyes

by holysaintvince January 13, 2009

morning glory

Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.

What's the story, morning glory?

by vervegirl May 25, 2004

morning horn

When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top

Hey baby look at my morning horn.

My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.

by 2Damn$ly April 27, 2006

Lucifer Morningstar

The most delicate devil your eyes have ever seen. Gurl, if he ain’t your type, you’re blind af.
He’s also rich as hell so better than any boy anyway. Get urself someone like him

Girl 1 “Do u know Lucifer Morningstar?”
Girl 2: “Isn’t that this guy from the series?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, love that rich ass mothafucka”

by 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 September 25, 2019

Lucifer Morningstar

This sexy devil is one sexy beast reject his sexual consent and he will give you the big sad. His suit and his cunning looks will entrance you in love. You wont be able to live with out him he is Lucifer Morningstar.

Gabe: Dude i just pulled a Lucifer Morningstar on your grandma.

Ethan: Fucking dies*

by UrbanDictionary™ October 29, 2019