Michael

Someone who seems cool when you meet him, he can make you laugh, he has a gorgeous smile, and knows how to treat a girl. At first. Then, he turns into some asshole that only talks to a girl for a few months and then moves on to another. Slyly, he ends up tricking every girl at school.

I wish I could be as secretive as a Michael

by emp510 August 30, 2015

Michael

short, but thick penis

You have Michael!!; means you have small dick

by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017

Michael

The skinny asian b0y who is fucking autistic and claims to have a fake ass girlfriend. He also plays fortnite all fucking day long.

Michael: Hey mate, wanna play fornite
Big nigga: fuck off u asian cunt. I aint gay u fuckboi

by Pseudonym lmao May 31, 2018

Michael

A lazy fuck. But everyone still loves him

God dammit Michael!

by Super penis June 23, 2018

Michael

a guy which is a complete idiot. If you are friend with him, God bless you.

you such a Michael

by saint no.1 May 14, 2018

Michael

A stupid fucking sewer rat who can fit as many cocks in his ass as Joe Jack's mouth, which is forty

Michael is a nigger bitch whop

by TragicBronsonAKA ThMainMan January 24, 2018

Michael

a gay boy who usually does a lot of pushups with his backpack on

does Michael play tennis

why is Michael not wearing his shirt

by omg ideklol March 20, 2020