My island mentality forces me to shit down the throats of every foreign riff raff that dares to offend. Consider yourselves warned, before you consider yourselves smoten!
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
To my phone company: You reassigned this phone number to me 6 months after you took it away from the deadbeat who didn't pay his phone bill. Why can't you understand that it's no longer his phone number? Just because you can't find him, is no cause to harass me!
Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.
Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?
Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.
Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?
by Downstrike November 12, 2004
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by Tyrone Maguire July 06, 2020
Beyond stupid to the point that it has surpassed the stupidity of rednecks. A "Mentally Redneck" Doesn't have to be an actual Redneck, just someone so stupid they are now classified as "Mentally Redneck"
Atleast 75% of the people who voted for Deez Nuts in the North Carolina 2016 Presidential poll are mentally rednecks.
by Sramazan August 21, 2015
The mentality someone gains after purchasing an Apple product that everyone who doesnt use said products are troglodytes and therefore subhuman. PC's, Blackberrys and Android are mere sticks and stones compared to your angelic devices.
Dale: Hey there's Angie! Want me to pick her up?
Tucker: Nah, let's just go to the mall.
Dale: I thought you two were friends? Something happen?
Tucker: She developed the Mac mentality after her parents got her her iPhone and Macbook. She doesnt even acknowledge me anymore since all I have is this Android phone.
Dale: Harsh...
Tucker: Nah, let's just go to the mall.
Dale: I thought you two were friends? Something happen?
Tucker: She developed the Mac mentality after her parents got her her iPhone and Macbook. She doesnt even acknowledge me anymore since all I have is this Android phone.
Dale: Harsh...
by Soundzombie May 02, 2012
When you know that you lack any/everything needed to get a female, but you accept it whole heartedly.
When your looks, personality, ect, are lacking and you make up for it with an optomistic view of yourself, hoping that will change others opinion on you as well.
When your looks, personality, ect, are lacking and you make up for it with an optomistic view of yourself, hoping that will change others opinion on you as well.
I have to use the "Eric Mentality", I kno I'm ugly, that's why I'm nice to girls. Than I hope for the best.
Look at this guy he must have that "Eric Mentality", he knows he can't get her number, but he keeps talking hoping she will change her mind, even though his looks aren't going to change. lol
Look at this guy he must have that "Eric Mentality", he knows he can't get her number, but he keeps talking hoping she will change her mind, even though his looks aren't going to change. lol
by magicbumm328 January 29, 2010