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Mentallymarriedtomarlene 

A person who cannot be married to Marlene because she is a dead fictional witch from the 70s so they are mentally married to her but they are super swag and cool

I am mentallymarriedtomarlene because I cannot physically marry her

Mentallymarriedtomarlene by Washingmachine_ July 10, 2021