Monkey Magnet

A person who attracts monkeys.
by Aye-dri-anne November 23, 2017
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Fridge Magnet

Someone who is/being very clingy.
"She's being extremely clingy, she won't leave me alone"
"Yeah she's a fridge magnet"
by lassoman84 July 03, 2023
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fridge magnet

that emo chick over there looks like a fucking fridge magnet
by Apple bong April 24, 2023
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Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts
Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.
by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023
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Bromo Magnet

The type of gay male that is aroused by flirting and seducing heterosexual males; It can also describe the type of heterosexual male that attracts gay males.
Danielle: Hey, Hey Sarah check out that super cute guy sitting at the bar
Sarah: Which one?
Danielle: The one at the left corner talking to the Ravens fans
Sarah: Danielle you need to go home you’re obviously drunk
Danielle: WTF!? Why? I can’t like a guy I see on Monday night football!?
Sarah: No...I know him, that’s Connor; the bromo magnet that told me that fuckin gay guys didn’t count as cheating on me
Danielle:.........I’m calling Uber I’m too drunk
by Jordan Shawnee October 04, 2020
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Knife-magnet

Teenage males (of Caucasian descent) who use gang signs without knowing what they mean to others.

This is particularly offensive to those who are gang affiliated.
Person 1:"oh no, Toby is throwing gang signs again"

Toby:(while throwing gang signs) "gang gang, wassup blood."

Toby: *Gets shanked*

Person 1:"Yeh he was a knife-magnet"
by Uneducated in general May 08, 2020
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Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.
Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
by narbles February 07, 2011
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