blind lunch

when you fuck a blind bitch and shit on her tits and tell her you've cum on them and tell her to rub it into her tits. then run away

yo i gave that retard cunt a blind lunch yow

by fb December 31, 2004

sac lunch

When you are suffocating a girl with a clear plastic bag while fucking her, and right before you explode your load (while she is still gagging) you shove your penis inside the bag and blow your load on her face.

Dude, I gave that girl a sac lunch, but she didn't get air in time and the fucking bitch died!!

by Pedo File December 20, 2008

Lunch Box

anal

verb*

"Dang man, my girls on her period and I'm ready to bone, what do I do?!"
"Dude, you've got to ask for some lunch box, it's the only way."

by assceptional March 25, 2010

School Lunch

Disgusting, gross, and takes an hour to prepare and get.

You look like school lunch.

by a lesbian dag February 25, 2019

dirty lunch

The act of leaving work and engaging in intensely hot sexual intercourse in lieu of eating lunch.

"How about some dirty lunch around noon? Fuck regular lunch with cheese and shit."

by tasty_ September 29, 2014

johnny's lunch

when you fill a small paper bag filled half way with mustard; used to throw at people

that guy was dissing me so i threw a johnny's lunch at him

by Bandaid Man February 13, 2005

Lunch Fuck

The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.

Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"

by LunchFuck March 31, 2009