Lui

Lui is the record holder for the smallest penis in the world. People often think that his penis is a grain of rice. When women are looking for his penis they are using a telescope. Lui is using tweezers for masturbating.

Wow Lui, your Penis is so small!
I‘m happy that my Penis is not so small like the Penis from Lui.

by goatfcker November 20, 2021

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Luis

Luis is an attractive spanish guy who works hard for what he wants. He has a strong personality and gets in a bad mood very quickly. He wants things to always go his way. He’s a great friend and is very straight forward with every one. He has a passion for traveling and is always listening to music. He does not have many friends because he can be very shy and can come off as stuck up. He can act like he’s heartless at times but has a heart of gold deep down. Any girl would be happy with a Luis in their life. If you have a Luis in your life value him and don’t let him go.

Gerard: Oh look over there it’s Luis!
Susan: The somewhat jerk that happens to be pretty cute?

Yeah I see him let’s go say hi

by LGOMEZ1994 November 22, 2021

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Alejandro Luis Villalobos' thing(s)

1) I promis that I never tried to act cool or deep ever I just didn't know the difference e between tell or say and not only that it is even more complicated because I've tried both and I heard that sometimes people don't understand when I try to say something and so iam just very complicated

2) I am solitove-whout
3) I would prefer alonlearn ( i might've mispelled it but it should be from Natasha lobo )
4) also look at My Thing(s) from natasha lobo and ylu will see the other things that are problem every word that she put their

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Alejandro Luis Villalobos' thing(s)

the Alejandro from Natasha lobo's eauer posts on this same website , you will see words like depressed zombie, mixsorder, lonearn and so on , I spoke to him and he told me what is wrong with him. Also I would like to add on that in this example can we forgive him for everything that he has done since he just did not know that people made a urvam dictionary for him to either set him up or to convince other people that he tries to be edgy even though he doesn't try that at all when I spoke to him . Also he is solitove-whkut so just let him be from now on please especially if you are still bullying him.

by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021

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Luis

Cute white boy with dark hair, perfect height, and a big Johnson. He's an amazing boyfriend, loyal, wild, and one of the best in laws.
Never leave a Luis or you're mentally ill.

Friend 1: "Oh is that Luis"
Friend 2: "Yup it's him, he cute asf"
His gf: "My parents love him!"

by Courage the traphouse pimp November 25, 2019

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Luis

Luis appears like the perfect boyfriend at first but he’s anything but that. Having a Luis as your own makes you feel like your on top of the world however within the first months you will feel like shit and that you actually deserved the pain he causes. He’s a Latino with dark hair and dark brown eyes. He’s nothing but the definition of immaturity, pettiness, and obsessive (not in a cute way). He always wants to be better than everyone even due to his lack of confidence.

“Omg it’s Luis!”
“Oh… him? Don’t. He’s not worth it”

by hoodmama21 February 16, 2022

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