Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024
Get the Londonmug. A London girl is an aspiring loser, typically from Kent (because people from Kent like to call themselves Londoners because there's a fast commuting train), with good looks who is capable of cadging money off rich, successful, much older Londoners.
Lucie is such a La la la London girl, she’s managed to go on holiday yet again to Greece again after cadging her airfare from a software consultant from London
by VapourTrail May 13, 2024
Get the London Girlmug. by anonymous November 19, 2020
Get the londonmug. London Jane is a very nice Christian women , a natural haired queen she is a fine shyt,
She HATES being ghosted , she’s very untouchable ,she a girls girl for her friends but hates everyone else ,she also love to listen to music she prefers alternative and rock , she often wears the color black and probably the funnest person you can meet she is the perfect huzz, you often can find her in the fridge!
She HATES being ghosted , she’s very untouchable ,she a girls girl for her friends but hates everyone else ,she also love to listen to music she prefers alternative and rock , she often wears the color black and probably the funnest person you can meet she is the perfect huzz, you often can find her in the fridge!
Huzz: whos London Jane ?
Defined
Fine shyt: London Jane is my future wife and the funniest human ever!
I love London she is so funny !
Defined
Fine shyt: London Jane is my future wife and the funniest human ever!
I love London she is so funny !
by Fineshiteblah January 28, 2025
Get the London Janemug. She can be shy sometimes depends on the person and their personality she can be the most talkative person ever. London’s are very beautiful smart and really funny. They can be lazy but are very active and athletic. With London’s you have to have a good first impression because that’s how they will remember you. If you get to know a London don’t let her go, she is amazing person.
by Broo vfftuii November 20, 2023
Get the londonmug. A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.
I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog in the shower. Now my breakfast is coming back up.
by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020
Get the London Fogmug. Sexual position where 2 men are in doggy style with a girl, while the girls are face to face making out. The women form the bridge. The two men facing each other lock their hands together in the air just like the position Eiffel towel.
Kevin and I became so much closer after we London bridge our girlfriends.
Did you hear Kara and Kiely did the London Bridge with the guys at the party.
Did you hear Kara and Kiely did the London Bridge with the guys at the party.
by KeyMaster69 January 19, 2022
Get the London Bridgemug.