looking forward

"Looking forward" and "going forward" are annoying expressions that mean "in the future". They have been in universal use for years in corporate America and came about for legal reasons. Companies are held liable by the Securities and Exchange Commission for any statements or predictions made about the future. They can be sued by investors if they make a statement about the future and it does not come true. The word "future" was therefore completely erased from the corporate vocabulary and replaced by "looking forward" and "going forward". These annoying terms are used constantly to qualify almost every statement made in order to avoid legal liability. In corporate America today, the word "future" NEVER comes out of the mouth of any corporate officer or anyone who makes official statements to the public (if he or she expects to keep their job).

Looking forward, sales of the company are expected to increase in the first quarter.

by wvcurmudgeon December 14, 2006

Licking The Bowl

When hung like a horse ones fella can be felt licking the bowl in a seating position.

I went for a dump and the trouser snake was licking the bowl.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

lacking off

When your sack doesn't contain enough semen to splooge due to excessive masturbation.

I tugged on my dick for hours and kept lacking off

by OGBirdman69 September 22, 2013

ass licking good

A pun on the term "finger licking good." Used in instances where something edible is quite disgusting and not agreeable to typical "normal" people's taste palette. Can also be used to describe an action done by someone that is disagreeable or shameful.

The selection of food in the cafeteria today is ass licking good like every other day with unhealthy choices and crappy variety.

That was an ass licking good move there kicking that little boy in the nads.

by forrest 69 forrest December 13, 2012

Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.

Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.

by SJDFOX March 19, 2015

Goofy Looking Motherfucker

A man who is so infuriatingly goofy looking that you have to stop for a minute and collect and compose yourself in order to continue as a functioning member of society. Some examples of this terrible condition include socks with sandals, white people with dreads, dads dancing to rap, and anyone who wears harry potter glasses *save for the oz man himself*

Look at this goofy looking motherfucker!

by DATRU12YEAROLD June 21, 2017

Licking

Sex

Are you licking on a Tuesday

by Shumuk123 July 16, 2019