The Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K

Roughly translated as "The clique that loves the letter k, which is not caught easily." The name of an imaginary band that would be real if we all lived together.

Person A: Have you heard of that awesome band, the Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K?
Person B: No.
Person C: They don't really exist... but they would if the Coterie lived in the same country. BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM PERSON C!!!!!

by Tollie December 30, 2004

lestera

noun' a form of STD, commonly associated with HIV/AIDS or the clap.

Symptoms include, rash, itching, swelling, dark pigmentation, Nabelism, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.

"Damn, I caught that lestera last night, after getting LAID with that hoe!"

by Bezansore May 11, 2009

chester lestered

To be paralytic drunk to the point you temporarily have Tourette’s

Hey look aqil is starting on a tree, he’s chester lestered

by Chesterlester November 9, 2019

Letter of Peacignation

A formal declaration of an intent to "peace," or to leave a place, group, or activity.

Dogg, if you really don't like book group, you just submit your letter of peacignation and get out of there.

by Sheehan August 4, 2004

lecterize

v. To sway someone or hinder their better judgement using only the cunning of your words.

To go to the Matisyahu concert I had to lecterize my mom by making her remember how her mother didnt let her go to a Rolling Stones concert when she was a teen and while not at the concert, was raped by her uncle.

by resto776 November 28, 2009

letter of intent

(Law) (Verb) A first kiss indicating that the kisser, i.e. initiator has the serious intention of doing something more to the kissee, i.e. receiver. Such as kissing more, something a bit sexier or potentially even dating depending on the circumstances specified in previous negotiations. It does not constitute either a promise or a contract, further described in the Flight of the Conchords so aptly named song A Kiss is Not a Contract.
(Verb) Declaration of intentions.
(Veb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.

What! I thougth you gave me a letter of intent, how are you NOW dating my sister?" "OMG, he gave me a letter of intent after the Brittney Spears concert!" "Now that was a sweet sweet letter of intent."

by Not a lawyer/CircuitCourtJudge May 16, 2011

Letterbox sniffer

Someone who goes around sniffing stranger's letterboxes or bodily parts hoping to get a whiff of pheromones and/or sex.

This is often followed by a lewd or suggestive proposition and often results in violence and/or arrest.

See also crotchsniffer, sexpest and peeping tom

"What's wrong with Jo tonight?"
"She's rampant, sniffing out anything she can."
"Geez, what a letterbox sniffer"

by Jockchick December 18, 2011