That one person that's so up their own arse about reading the book of a film or tv series (Lord of the rings, game of thrones), and explains how their the freaking master of the universe, and how your not a fan of the film just because you didn't read the fudging book.
me: ''Oh did you see legolas is in the next hobbit movie, yay, he's so coolio!'' page licker: ''yes i did, and i am not happy with it at all. He does not appear in the hobbit books at all, i know this because iv'e read them all five times and i'm a douche bag''.
by plumley November 7, 2013
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Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status
The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.
Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
by Townsman December 29, 2014
Get the self-locker mug.A spin-off of the term "boner garage" used in the movie "We're The Millers" meaning a vagina. Most of the time used while talking about a total slut
Guy 1: Yo I just fucked that girl Tammy!
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..
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by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015
Get the dong locker mug.Gentleman #1: "Margie was a true sweetheart last night."
Gentleman #2: "You don't say?"
Gentleman #1: "Mmmyes she let me store my tackle in her fun locker last night!"
Gentleman #2: "Oh you ARE a scamp!"
Gentleman #2: "You don't say?"
Gentleman #1: "Mmmyes she let me store my tackle in her fun locker last night!"
Gentleman #2: "Oh you ARE a scamp!"
by Chet Biggenston August 4, 2015
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by Wolfedout October 5, 2016
Get the Mud Locker mug.When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.
Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.
Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.
Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.
by J_123456 February 20, 2017
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