Red Lobster 

Red Lobster is a rich man with connections with red skin and lots of the money.

Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy

Red Lobster by giferta February 8, 2017

hog lobster 

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.

Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.

hog lobster by Lach stock October 20, 2017

Lenny Lobster

The best friend you can wish, always there for you and mostly gay or pan-sexual. Goes trough hard times with you and always helps you! Your friendship is probably 10/10 bc she it!!! Appreciate her!

Person: My friend is such an angel!
You: She probably is a lenny lobster!

Lenny Lobster by Mila-beela May 10, 2018

winter lobster 

Someone who cannot portray their ideas correctly and instead uses odd phrases that don't make sense to anyone but them

Man, "A" is being a real winter lobster right now

winter lobster by Me 5665 June 27, 2018

Taiwanese Lobster

When eating a lobster then out of no where a Taiwanese child pokes it's head out of the lobnster then you proceed to nut on their face. This is only done in your mum aha x

Yo bro i totally just bit the head of a kid off, fucking Taiwanese Lobster

Taiwanese Lobster by MackerelMan252 October 7, 2018

Supreme lobster 

Giving two girls ‘two in the pink one in the stink’ (one with each hand) whilst getting an vigorous blow job from another female.

Dude, I met these three bitches at a bar. We went back to my place and did the supreme lobster

Supreme lobster by Mcaodudr December 15, 2018

broken lobster 

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again

jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her

broken lobster by yunghunghose February 25, 2019