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Larson Syndrome

Syndrome in which a person can talk shit via internet, text, or phone call but NOT face-to-face.
Guy #1- Hey man, so did you talk to that one kid that was giving you shit on Facebook?

Guy #2- Yeah, I went up to him and told him to say what he said on there to my face. But he must have a severe case of Larson Syndrome because he bitched out real quick.
by HeavyLiftin July 20, 2012
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Lars

A goblin like human, and a Grandmaster in the Art of Cuckery. They are rare in the known world because of this fact, simply because the chances of reproduction are very low. This is the reason for trying to mate with the most low end females to increase their chances of mating and boost their own confidence. There was a observation in which a 'Lars' has been seen trying to mate with a whale, although until now there haven't been other sightings of this. Alcohol seems to severely reduce their already limited cognitive abilities, relatively more than observed in an average human. Other traits which makes a 'Lars' easily recognizable are its (sexual) attraction to anthropomorphic animal kingdom (a community more commonly known as 'furries') and the intense fear of missing out ('FOMO').
*Rick cucks himself*

Joe: '''Bro why did you cuck yourself?? You starting to act like a Lars.''
by Joekook June 17, 2020
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colby larsen

A not so great kid who likes Joe's mom.
colby larsen is my best friend. it's opposite day.
by anon January 26, 2005
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Dirty Liara

A dirty Liara is when somebody cums in your mouth and you shall not swallow. You two are kissing and you are spitting the cum in the other ones mouth. The one wich leaves the kiss first has to swallow.
„Ayo Bro that girl is so freaky. Yesterday I did a Dirty Liara with her!“
by Why do you even care bro September 1, 2021
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Liara

A girl who is absolutely driven in everything she does. The most hardworking and intelligent. Above all else, she is there for her friends in any situation. Generous, kind, and patient. She’s the type of person who listens and responds in they way you need.

Most likely a small Asian girl. Super cute and a great fashion sense!
Girl 1: omg Liara is so amazing
Girl 2: I know! I’m so jealous
by duckduckgoose56 January 29, 2020
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lars

Lars - most of this type are friendly. But there is one selfish, shallow, two-faced, bitchy, hypocrit that is unfortunately still around. Believes he is god's gift to everyone, when is really only good for ants. (sorry ants) Also believes to judge people on something so small as MSN. Better use as a hat rack.
He's a pr*ck
by A pseudonym? June 8, 2004
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lars christian

Unfaithful and treacherous person. One keyword to sum up Lars Christian: ditcher
by Lars Christian October 16, 2015
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