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League Of Legends

The game where people spend too much money on and probably watch porn of it
You LIKE league of legends???
by ceo of petard June 27, 2019
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Bangladesh Awami League

The Bangladesh Awami League (BAL, in short) is a political party in Bangladesh that has been consistently led by individuals with fascist ideologies. Over the years, the party has governed the country for extended periods, frequently manipulating elections to maintain power. It has gained notoriety for corruption, money trafficking, money laundering, the establishment of criminal syndicates, and so forth crimes, all of which have severely harmed the nation's economy. Despite numerous protests from Bangladeshi citizens against the corrupt administration, they have been silenced, oppressed, and subjected to brutality. A particularly egregious incident occurred when Sheikh Hasina, a prominent leader of the Awami League, derogatorily labeled students, who were protesting against discrimination in job market, as "Razakar"—a term associated with Pakistani collaborators during the Bangladeshi War of Independence—and ordered the armed forces to fire upon them. This resulted untimely deaths of many young meritorious minds of the country. This brutal response ignited widespread outrage among the students, whose courageous actions eventually forced Sheikh Hasina to resign and flee the country on August 5, 2024. This date is now commemorated as a symbolic second independence for the nation.
Sheikh Hasina, the leader of the Bangladesh Awami League, ordered the police to open fire on students who protested against the fascist authority.
by Fi-Sci August 7, 2024
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Premier League

The most watched league in the world, set in the founding place of football (England, but also Wales some seasons)
20 teams compete but some teams are absolutely hopeless to win anything (Sheffield United, Luton Town, Burnley)
1. who is winning the Premier League?
2. Probably Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool, Man City
by ighvkio December 13, 2023
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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
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Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
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League-J

When one receives a fellatio (or a blowjob) while playing Riot's League of Legends
"Did you hear about Dave's girlfriend?! She totally gave him a League-J after he ganked bot lane!"
"She told me for my birthday that if I hit Silver Rank that she'd give me a League-J."
by llllllbean January 22, 2021
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League poisoning

When a league of legends player has a hard time enjoying games different from league of legends.
Often happens to player who are very competitive, And different games of different difficulties tend to be too little of a challenge. Of course some times the difficulty is unrelated and even the hardest game , Will still be considered easy compared to the likelihood of over-topping another player online.
Jon: "Oh dude you should play this new "Title" That is coming out, It looks sick!
Bob: "No thanks man I'm just gonna league"

Jon: "But dude , All you do is play league"
Bob: "What can I say , Single player games are too easy"
Jon: "Bob I think you might be suffering from "League poisoning"
by MrHangetsu June 22, 2019
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