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Kitchenator

The ultimate super-hero, an embodiment of all that is worthy of banter and legend. A word-perfect, awe-inspiring, claret and amber legend of Bingley, the Kitchenator's strengths lie in pulling, swimming, fisting and hole-punching.

Always imprecise, often seen on Tuesdays or maybe Wednesdays, wears a cape with a K on it and black speedos with claret and amber edging and a unique frontal design.

Never to be underestimated especially on the number of pals the Kitchenator has and the power of his magnificent banter.
Don't fear your BURDS are safe, the Kitchenator is here to save the day, kk.
by The Urban Fox July 8, 2010
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kitchens

a word used to describe nappy-naps in the back of a females head...On the sitcom "Martin" he often uses this word to insult the character "Pam"...because her back edges are apparently nappy and rough...
Nay: Ooh gurl!...Yo kitchens need some work!!!

Tiff: Oh I know gurl!...I didn't have time to get a perm last night!

Nay: You coulda' at least brushed them up with some gel or SOMETHIN'!!!

Tiff: I DID! But I guess ma'
kitchens iz just THAT ROUGH!!!!
by Channen January 16, 2008
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Kitchener

A medium sized city with a population of 190,399 in the city itself, with a total of 444,094 in the metro/suburban areas.

The city contains one of the lowest unemployment rates in the country. Highly educated people, high-tech jobs.

The city suffers a few problems, the degrading downtown for one. In the late 90's several buildings in and around downtown suffered arson problems. Store owners were setting fire to buildings to collect insurance money. After that, in around 2000 the downtown started to get really bad. No more fires, but lots and lots of drug-dealing, prostitution, robberies, car-thefts etc. The bus-terminal is also a heaven for young teenage kids who like to act like they're from Brooklyn, talking shit to anybody.

Living in Kitchener is nice, if you have the money. High cost housing is leaving alot more people to move into ghetto neighbourhoods in the South Ward District of the city, and near Chicopee-Bridgeport. Ugly slab apartments, small houses, and crime are turning many areas into high-crime ghettos. If one can afford it though, the city is building pleanty of new, middle-class suburban areas. Tearing down forests and burying streams, developers are constantly building row upon row of identitcle houses on the outskirts of the city.

The lack of managed health care is showing. The recent lack of general-physicians is starting to show. Despite putting millions into the hospital, they're still struggling.

Despite the problems the city faces as it gets bigger and bigger, Kitchener is a fine place. One thing they need to do though, is build up, not out.
I was walking downtown and got approached by two kiddie drug dealers, followed by a crack head, saw various prostitutes, and had some pussy white kids wearing G-Unit clothing call me a 'bird'.
by Positive February 4, 2005
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Audrey Kitching

Model, Hairdresser and "Scenequeen". Made e-famous as the now ex girlfriend of Travis Richter of From First To Last as well as Brendon Urie of Panic! at the Disco. Born July 26, 1985 she is currently working on a new project called Trashy Life with friend Zui Suicide, one of the models for the suicide girls group. Although it's Zui's career, they will have no nudity included, Trashy Life is for photoshoots, travel journals, and possibly television, as they have the shoot for their tv pilot episode coming up very soon.
Audrey Kitching changes her hair more than some people do underwear, but I love her for it.
by Torso Takes 2nd September 21, 2008
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Kitchenheimer

The kitchenheimer aids in his crusade against everyone in his kitchen
by ZaraSkies July 25, 2016
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Kitching out

To agree to meet at a place for an event or activity only to not show.
"Dude Tim said he'd come out for beers but a half hour later he still aint here"

"I know man Tim always is Kitching out"
by kavinblackbarr August 20, 2009
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KitchenFish

1.) people or persons who are there for you.
2.) people or persons you are there for.
3.) fans of Patty Dayne's music.
4.) antithesis of "bottom feeder."
1.) You know how every party ends up in the kitchen? Well, the "KitchenFish" are the people who actually help you - not just stand there talking - to get 'er done.
2.) If you are one of those people, you know it.
3.) Insightful, gifted, prolific songwriter.
by Hinde Garrison August 27, 2006
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