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Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
by Spaced78 October 15, 2015
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redneck jet fuel

Let's mix vodka with some redneck jet fuel!
by montanatony26 June 27, 2016
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Jet Fuel

Something that cannot melt steel beams, but can weaken steel beams.
Person A: Why does my water taste funny?
Person B: Because what you're drinking is actually Jet Fuel.
by PhoenixGamer34 August 6, 2021
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Tub Jets

Tub jets are the jets in your tub that go vrrrrrrrr... when you turn them on.
Wow, Dylan is so rich! He has Tub Jets!
by Feet-less June 25, 2020
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Jetting

A form of masturbation involving pool jets (or jacuzzi jets) where one willing individual pulls their swimming trunks down and spreads their cheeks, inserting the jet into the open asshole, letting the gallons of water be absorbed within.
“I was at my local pool and noticed my dick didn’t fit in the jets, so I decided to try jetting and oh boy the pressure really gets to you.”
by BIGGESTANDY May 19, 2024
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Jet

god the cutest name is jet”
by salissocutw July 14, 2021
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Jet

A Sex Lord
he dominates the bed

with his 13 inch cock
by ImCoolBro123456789 August 31, 2021
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