jessica simpson

a wanna be diva who has natural boobs and a super hunky boyfriend.

you don't have to marry that slut nick! i wanna fuck you! i'm juicier than her!

by ashlee November 10, 2004

Jessica Alba

This woman has looks and brains, shes a great role model for young girls, a great actor, hot, a great mother, hot, oh yeah did I mention she's hot?

If she doesnt attract you, you are officially gay. She is just perfect, funny ass comedian Dane Cook is lucky.

Guy 1: You know Jessica Alba?

Guy 2: Hell yeah

Guy 3 (me): Yoooo, she's hot.

Guy 1: Haha I'd Plow The Field

Guy 2: Me two.

Guy 4: She doesnt attract me.

Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Your gay.

Guy 4: No, I like women, just not her.

Guy 3(me): Umm, shes got the looks of a godess and about as smart as alber einstein, how could you not like that?

Guy 4: Hmmm, maybe I am gay.

Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Yes you are.

by Guy who know things July 24, 2009

jessica

spawn of satan, usually blonde and disrespectfull, can be ugly in most cases

i met a jessica the other night and told them off.

by william bill January 2, 2008

Jessica Dohme

Beauty...pure Beauty. She caught my eye and I'll always love her..even if we're not together

Wow...look at jessica Dohme

by _In_Love_ December 19, 2012

Jessica

A female who is always on the hunt for a 12 inch penis or larger, but doesn't prefer it to be an African American penis or a penis from the ginger community.

"She's always looking for a larger size to give her the pink sock." "Damn she's such a Jessica."

Frank: "why don't you just go get laid?"

CoMo: "Because Frank, it's gotta be Jessica size...Duh!"

by FishTacoFrank April 25, 2011

Jessica

A fun, smart, weird, goofy, special piece of trash girl. One of those people who you could complain about anything to them and they would never tell another soul. An outgoing girl that is very loyal to all her friends and will do anything for her best friends and loved ones.

Wow look at that trash their name must be Jessica.

by Daness June 23, 2017

Jessica

Extremely a fat ass bItch

I wish I never saw Jessica and her fat ass Because she’s weird not helpful

by Noah Coleman October 27, 2019