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Jazz Musician

A person who puts a $500 horn in their $500 car, and drives 50 to play at a concert that charges $5 per ticket
by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR February 27, 2021
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jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.
Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?
by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024
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jazz

a tiny little snail who has dyed SHOCKINGly blonde hair. jazz will dance into the overn any day of the week and really knows what is up. get yourself a JAZZ and youll be set for life.

get yourself a JAZZ and you'll be so jazzy when i say jazzy i mean really jazzy like fishy wonderful jazz jazz is amzazing jazz is great <3
girl 1: woah i was in the garden and there was a beautiful jazz

girl 2: woah lucky
by ploppsicle polopl ;plippy November 23, 2021
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Jazz

To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.
Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!
by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024
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Jazz

A type of music preferred by Barry Bee Benson.
by BiggyBoiForehead July 13, 2018
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Jazz

The correct term for a Female Derrick is a Jazz.
Damn this chick is a total Jazz.

This potatoesque gameplay is so Jazz of you.
by faddishworm July 31, 2019
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Jimmy Jazz

Humoriste
Jimmy Jazz a fait rire hier

Jimmy Jazz l'humoriste qui a moins de rythme
by Jimmy jazz 1 November 22, 2021
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