Skip to main content

joseph smith

A married man who created a religion in order to have guilt-free sex with his 16 year old housekeeper. He wrote a book which contains the phrase "and it came to pass" hundreds of times, because he was an uneducated man who tried to copy the style of the Bible and couldn't write very well. Although he practiced polygamy and he is the most important person in the Mormon religion, Mormons today are very against polygamy because a long time ago the church decided it needed to stop in order to gain acceptance among people. Don't be fooled. Mormon heaven involves polygamy, their prophet was a polygamist, and if they could have continued marrying multiple 12 year old girls and fucking them (as they did in the past and as fundamentalist Mormons continue to do to this day, seriously) you can bet your ass they would.

Joseph Smith created a cult, but his followers will tell you it is just as legitimate as any other religion. Except for the fact that all the world's scientists will tell you that New Mexico was not the cradle of civilization, and there is absolutely no evidence of Israelis in ancient America. Sorry, Joseph Smith had no idea of modern science when he was making up this crock of garbage.

Mormons aren't bad people, but they are stupid for believing in this gigantic load of bullshit. They also believe non-white people were cursed by God.
Joseph Smith was a prophet, dumb da-dumb-dumb-dumb
by the crusader November 8, 2007
mugGet the joseph smith mug.

San Jose

The biggest city in the Bay Area which just happens to also have the biggest inferiority complex.
by bobrk March 11, 2005
mugGet the San Jose mug.

jose

1: Hey Jose, strip for me
2: OK.
by josecarlos258 July 19, 2014
mugGet the jose mug.

Jose

Person one: Hey Jose!
Person two: Don't talk to him he tosses salads.
by Anon10101010101 February 12, 2014
mugGet the Jose mug.

jose fernandez

a drink, usually alcoholic, served with ice on the rocks. an alternative way to order a drink "on the rocks".
Bartender, give me a Patron Silver, Jose Fernandez.
by phishing phool October 19, 2016
mugGet the jose fernandez mug.
A place where you do what ever the fuck you want, a place where you make fun of fat kids like Gulli and Butler.. a place where you win State Championships, ( and own those fagots at Bergen Catholic at every fucking sport) a place where your math teacher will surround the desks in a circle and challenge you to a fight, a place where you yell your freshmen English teacher's first name. A place where you control the new Biology teacher and every time he tries to act tough and yell you laugh in his face, a place where your weight coach believes dinosaurs and Stuart little are still living and real a place where if you got a problem with someone you'll meet them at the bagel shop, a place where Mackie runs up to you to make sure your buttons are buttoned and that you are cleanly shaven, a place where deep down everyone knows the class of 2011 runs shit =)
" At Saint Joseph Regional High School Roger Kintish made us write essay's on stories after we repeatably yelled his first name!"

" we once put a condem on a spanish teachers door"

"im a freshmen at this school, and the first day i saw the large fellow they call Butler eat 5 cookies at breakfast!!"
by SJR king March 10, 2009
mugGet the Saint Joseph Regional High School mug.

Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church

Joseph Smith, Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
Joseph smith the founder of the mormon church is gay, i love southpark
by 123454321123454321 August 27, 2006
mugGet the Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email