italian stairs

Stairs that are too big to take one step and too small to take two steps between each stair. Usually the only stairs in Italy.

Person: these stairs are so exhausting.

Person 2: I know. They're Italian stairs.

by Party poison July 26, 2016

Italian Stack

2 or more naked Italian women lying one of top of the other

Was in a great Italian Stack the other night.

by Iommanxman June 17, 2022

Italian Conception

An old Italian wise man once said, conceiving a child on a full moon, whilst also wearing only one sock on your left foot, will guarantee the birth of a boy.

James: Hey Joe how did you get so lucky to have another boy.
Joe: check out this sock brother! The Italian Conception
James: …. Classic

by Official Flav February 15, 2023

Italian egg

An egg from Italy

Steph is being an Italian egg

by Eggieeees December 3, 2019

Italian Juggernaut

When you ejaculate into a slice of pizza, and proceed to shove it down your partner's throat.

"Death comes..."
"Italian Juggernaut."

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Italian Restraint

It's when an Italian is on a diet and someone offers them pasta

It takes Italian Restraint to say no to the pasta

by EMADcarey August 6, 2017

Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.

Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo

by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016