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Council Of Balds

An organisation and friendship group that was formed by four close people through their shared passion of trolling others.

The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.

The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.

Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.

They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
Adam Twix: “Oi. Who’s locked my homework in someone else’s locker?”

COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
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bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.
"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"
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3d egg bald vomit

3d egg bald vomit is so vomit eeeeeee
by anonymous February 28, 2022
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bald

someone that looks like Theo Karapenis
im an innovator babeeeeeeeee- Theo Karapenis- the bald
by bonermantheo December 6, 2019
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Bald

When you're acting like the guy who stole The Rocks shiny head (creatue)
You are being bald
by FlameChy May 21, 2022
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bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.
I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.
by TheBaldGlove December 26, 2015
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