Conversation Trap

Bumping into someone you want to avoid that ends up with them leading you into a lengthy conversation that you can't escape. It's a very subtle guilt trip. You awkwardly feel obligated to keep on listening to them, knowing well if you attempt to cut it short, you'll come off as some sort of inconsiderate asshole.

"I was just about to get on the elevator when I bumped into Gabby. I knew I've just stepped into a conversation trap. For 30 agonizing minutes she was bragging to me with her annoying voice about all her nieces' and nephews' accomplishments in grade school. GOD! I wish I had some Q-Tips so I can fucking punch them into my eardrums. At least I'd have an an excuse not to listen to her."

by Dr. Claw May 2, 2010

Faggot Trap

Using the word faggot to get someone's attention, thereby implicating them in faggotry should they respond.

Eric: Hey faggot, guess what?

Ryan: What?

Eric: Dude, you just fell right into the ol' faggot trap! Now get your eyes of my junk, faggot! I don't swing that way.

by Dirty Rogue December 8, 2009

loser trap

Cute but chubby trailer-trash who sucks you into proposing to her and buying her the expensive ring of her choice, by screwing your brains loose and dieting frantically to squeeze into a skintight wedding dress, which is of course color-coordinated with the decor at the tacky wedding you get to pay for, after which you get to support her and her children by several other men, while watching her balloon up to triple-chin hippo size within a couple of years.

"She set her loser trap and that idiot fell right in. He gonna be payin' for ever!"

"That fool got himself loser trapped. Now his life is completely over."

by treeple February 3, 2009

nigger trap

same as other except with a bucket of chicken and a watermelon

i got my nigger trap all set up with some fried chicken and watermelon

by jay10001 April 30, 2007

trapped in a closet

Othen used as a diss or a put down in some circles . Trapped in the closet = A person that is gay and hasn't told anybody about there gayness.

That dude over there is trapped in a closet he hasnt come out yet . I hope he is not looking at my butt.

by Trappa C December 8, 2006

Trap shoes

Casual shoes. Shoes like Adidas slip ons, slippers, etc. Shoes worn to a trap house.

Look at her! She runnin in her trap shoes!

by gangg______ June 7, 2016

SNAP TRAP

A place to 'snap' a turd off in. Aka toilet or shitter.

Which snap trap did you just use?
The one up the back.
Roger said not to use that one to shit in.

by Cwips February 5, 2004