loser trap

Cute but chubby trailer-trash who sucks you into proposing to her and buying her the expensive ring of her choice, by screwing your brains loose and dieting frantically to squeeze into a skintight wedding dress, which is of course color-coordinated with the decor at the tacky wedding you get to pay for, after which you get to support her and her children by several other men, while watching her balloon up to triple-chin hippo size within a couple of years.

"She set her loser trap and that idiot fell right in. He gonna be payin' for ever!"

"That fool got himself loser trapped. Now his life is completely over."

by treeple February 3, 2009

Nut Trap

In the sport of soccer, a Nut Trap occurs when you get a ball kicked to you. The ball is flying towards you and you think of either trapping it with your thigh or your chest. You misjudge the flight pattern of the ball and as it approaches you switch from either thigh trapping the ball or chest trapping the ball, to the opposite. As the ball is about to hit you, you realize that its going in the middle of those two areas and you know you're in trouble. The ball then hits the crotch area. Because you are both trying to trap it with your thigh/chest, you make a sort of C position and the nuts cradle it like when you catch an egg. This trap is actually, quite effective if you can withstand the pain.

Wow, that kid just took a nut trap, I wonder how he is feeling.

by Jason Karrels April 24, 2007

Faggot Trap

Using the word faggot to get someone's attention, thereby implicating them in faggotry should they respond.

Eric: Hey faggot, guess what?

Ryan: What?

Eric: Dude, you just fell right into the ol' faggot trap! Now get your eyes of my junk, faggot! I don't swing that way.

by Dirty Rogue December 8, 2009

nigger trap

same as other except with a bucket of chicken and a watermelon

i got my nigger trap all set up with some fried chicken and watermelon

by jay10001 April 30, 2007

trapped in a closet

Othen used as a diss or a put down in some circles . Trapped in the closet = A person that is gay and hasn't told anybody about there gayness.

That dude over there is trapped in a closet he hasnt come out yet . I hope he is not looking at my butt.

by Trappa C December 8, 2006

Trap shoes

Casual shoes. Shoes like Adidas slip ons, slippers, etc. Shoes worn to a trap house.

Look at her! She runnin in her trap shoes!

by gangg______ June 7, 2016

P-Trap

When a woman with a quick-ticking biological clock, especially one in her late 30's to early 40's, traps a man into marriage by becoming pregnant...i.e. Pregnancy Trap. Usually achieved through lies and deception.

Pregnancy Trap a man finds himself in when he does not listen to his friends advice about his girlfriend's need to reproduce.

Graham's friends warned him of a possible P-Trap his 38-year-old girlfriend could get him into.

Has she given you the "I'm on the pill" line yet? Watch out for the P-Trap!

by allrytthn January 3, 2008