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wank in a batman suit

This is a phrase which can be used to describe something as not worth doing, or useless.

For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"
Me: Want to go out later?
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit

Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit
by Craig MooGa June 2, 2008
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puppy in a bathtub

Puppy in a bathtub refers to the sex act where the man's entire penis and testicles are inside the woman's presumably very large vagina.
Have you seen the size of that woman's vagina? I totally want do rock a puppy in a bathtub up in there.
by EricV November 26, 2007
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I used my power to send Bill and Ted to inavitago.
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inácio

Guy With sexual energy so powerful that makes everyone in a 50 mile radius shit and cum at the same time
"Fuck, run inácio is coming and i ddin't bring diappers"
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inazuma eleven

A heavily underrated sports anime. Has based plot and unlike other sports anime doesn't get boring. Better than Haikyuu, with hotter fangirls. Only the original season is good, rest are crony underfunded money making shit by the studio.

Has slice of life too. Literally an anti-suifuel for some karen weebs. The OST matches AoT tier or better (in positive environment).
Inazuma eleven is the best anime ever!

Haikyuu is boring bruh, literally uses all mechanics in S3. Inazuma Eleven has better plot.

Big titty anime lover? Must be an ina11 fan.

I jammed to Inazuma ost for past 2 hours.
by hinocansuckass October 16, 2021
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banjo in a casket

when you drop some timber and are so eager to show it to your special someone that you rip out the toilet and show them
" dude joe gave his tessa a banjo in a casket last nite" "I heard she liked it so much that they did it on the toilet"
by Turdfasay McGee April 30, 2009
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life in a can

something or someone that is amazing, that makes your life better. something or someone that is the highlight of your life. so unbelievable that it may blow one's mind.
chloe efrn is life in a can
by alaughadaykeepsthedoctoraway January 26, 2010
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