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Cleveland Indians

A freakin' awesome baseball team. The tribe has had some of baseball's best players since 1995. Former Indians players include Manny Ramiez, Roberto Alomar, Jim Thome, Bartolo Colon, Kenny Lofton, Albert Belle and Omar Vizquel. Oh yeah, and Orel Hershiser, Eddie Murray, David Justice, Sandy Alomar Jr., Charles Nagy, Juan Gonzalez, and Dennis Martinez. Many of these players are future hall of famers. They made it to the World Series in 1995 and 1997, and won there division 6 out of 7 years from 1995 to 2001. Currently, they are a team on the rise, with young stars like C.C. Sabathia, Travis Hafner, Cliff Lee, Jhonny Peralta, Victor Martinez, and Grady Sizemore. They will definitely win a World Series in the near future.
Who'll win the division this year, Bob?
The Cleveland Indians of course!
by D-Hop27 March 3, 2006
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Indiana University

Indiana University is where students inexplicably acquire the psychotic condition of 'delusion of grandeur' soon after enrollment. In addition, sports fans of the school acquire this condition even without ever stepping foot on the campus. What is most disturbing is that this condition is somehow spread to children of the afflicted at an early age. All aspects of life are consumed by this delusion. E.g. the sports teams are considered much better than reality; the school academics are considered much higher rated than reality; and the social atmosphere is considered of a higher reputation than reality. However, the reality is that underachievement is the norm.

This mental condition should elicit feelings of sympathy and compassion. Unfortunately, those afflicted are more often the recipients of ridicule and taunts by everyone around them. As a result, those afflicted tend to form exclusive groups of others with the same disease. This results in irrational reinforcement of their delusional opinions of themselves and the reality outside of their enclaves.
Indiana University's basketball team is 17-8. We are on our way to a national championship baby!

Indiana University's school of psychology ranks in the top 10 of the nation! (as measured by a survey of coeds who participated in a group 'experience your body' session with the professor for extra credit)

My Indiana University girlfriend is ranked #1 in her class. Just ask all her classmates who have spent all night study sessions with her this semester.
by Roberto Loco December 9, 2008
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Indiah

Small town girl, with big city dreams. Every mans dream girl. She has a old soul, and lovessss to cheer others on. She has a bad habit of making sure everyone else is happy before her self. She’s always curving guys, and her love is always destined for one man at a time. She’s athletic, brown skin, and very open minded. She can cook, clean, and fulfill a mans need. She’s very impatient she wants things her way or no way, if things don’t go her way, she will walk away from the current situation and leave you stunned. Everybody’s high school crush. And her body is banging!
Hey! There’s Indiah, how does my hair look? Maybe she will notice me!
by Indiah February 18, 2018
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Indian dichotomy

The apparent contradiction that women from India tend to be either amazingly beautiful or less than attractive. Particularly noticable among first generation Indian undergraduates.
The Indian dichotomy is in full effect at the club tonight
by crew8221 March 8, 2004
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INDIANS? DOT OR FEATHER?

When discussing Indians there is often confusion about who you're talking about, native Americans or people from India. To clarify the matter you can ask, "Dot or feather?" The feather refering to native Americans or dot, referring to the red dot worn by Indian women.
Judy said, "I was downtown and a large group of Indians were in the park."
Chesney replied, "Indians? Dot or feather?"
Judy replied, "Feathers."

Steve said, "There's a new Indian TV channel on Direct."
Tilt replied, "Dot or feather?"
Steve, "Dot, lots of dots."
by MR WOLF September 17, 2007
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Zionsville, Indiana

Zionsville's a small but wealthy town of 12,000-ish people in Indiana, a few minutes northeast of Indianapolis. We're one of the nicest towns in Indiana (though that's not really saying all that much), as well as one of the richest, with an average income of $84,000, and house price of $430,000, both way over national average. Hell, we even have a fucking Bentley dealership here.
Despite how rich people are in Zionsville, we aren't snobby or anything (cough, Carmel). It's actually really cool how people are here. When you meet someone from Zionsville, it's hard to tell how wealthy they are until you go over to their house or see their cars because they're so humble and nice. Like, both my parents are teachers, but I'm friends with doctors' kids, lawyers' kids, and CEOs' kids. Anyone can be anyone's friend here.
Most people in Zionsville are the old-money families, who've been living here for generations. They've gone to college, worked their asses off for what they've got, and pass along those virtues to their kids.
Now, yes, I know, I've been talking a lot about money. Off that subject; the people in Zionsville. The High School, besides being one of the top academic schools in the nation, is also the whitest. Out of 1800 kids, I bet like 10 are black, 50 are Asian, and we don't really have anything else here. Seriously, 98% of our town is white (NOT AN EXAGGERATION, WIKIPEDIA IT).
In short, Zionsville's a really nice place, and given the choice, I'd still live here.
Chris: Dude, I'm moving.
Will: What the fuck? Where?
Chris: Some suburb called Zionsville, Indiana.
Will: Oh, dude, I've heard of that place, it's like the whitest fucking place in the world. Like, even Russia's more diverse than Zionsville.
Chris: Yeah, dude, but it's all good, I've heard everyone's cool there, so it's not so bad.
by xCFHx January 6, 2010
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Indian Pimple

When you have a pimple or blemish In-between your eyebrows, temporarily giving yourself the look of having a traditional Indian Bindi.
Friend 1: Hey man how'd dinner with Jenni Patel's parents go last night?

Friend 2: Dear god it was awful. I had a really bad pimple.

Friend 1: Well you can't let that ruin your whole night can you?

Friend 2: You don't understand, it was an Indian Pimple. Her parents think it was some kind of joke.

Friend 1: That's gold dude!
by AuthenticJay170 July 9, 2014
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