pot of noodles

A fat chick's vagina that feels very unpleasant. Mostly actually feeling like a pot of noodles.
I swiftly stuck my penis into her pot of noodles which felt like a pot of noodles. lolol
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pot snot

the sticky resin that occurs within cannabis pipes after usage.
ew, the piece is dripping pot snot on me!
by mary_jane_coy April 15, 2011
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nosh pot

A girl who sucks a lot of dick
She sucked off Mason yesterday, and Jay the day before, I heard she's a proper nosh pot!
by xo.bxxch.xo February 22, 2017
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split the pot

Verb. To divide something among two or more people, usually money, prizes, or goods. It's assumed each person will get an equal cut (50/50). In a lottery, for example, the winnings would have to be divided equally according to the number of winning tickets. But in other scenarios, people might agree to 60/40, 70/30, 80/20, etc.

When two or more people are working together - such as in a band (legit), for personal fundraising (legit), on a confidence scam (not legit), robbing a bank (not legit) or other criminal activity (anything not legit) - each person involved expects to get an equal cut of the take (money, profits, drugs, winnings, stolen merchandise, etc). But there's always a chance someone will get greedy and try to take more than his or her fair share or re-negotiate the split once the goods are in his or her hands. So agreeing to "split the pot" can be risky business.
"There's no honor among thieves."
"Hey now, just because I suggested we split the pot doesn't mean I'm gonna try to cheat you outta your cut when the deal is done. We're partners on this - fifty fifty!"

"Thanks for agreeing to work tonight! If you need anything, just ask Brian, behind the bar. And remember to split the pot with him at the end of your shift."
by criticalmass August 02, 2012
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astro pot

weed so good it's origins might as well be from outer space
"Holy shit, dude, you have to try this astro pot"
by bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbwefwkjdfkdjfb January 20, 2009
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pot-shot

3. In a hockey fight, a player throws a punch after the ref has already stepped in.
Rick Jeanneret spewing forth: "McCreary (the ref) has stepped in, but Carsillo just took a pot-shot at Myers."
by The Real Marjoe Gortner December 16, 2009
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pot brown

For one to committ the act of buggery in snooker terms
by Lewis March 17, 2003
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