Chris tried to sneak into the hot tub without asking and he instantly vanished, never to be seen again.
by Hot tub owner April 4, 2024
Get the Hot tubmug. 
When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.
Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024
Get the Shit the tub Danny Trejo’smug. Man those niggas tubs now! Maybe they will snap chat us that pussy, if we cool. No cap!
Tubs always giggle when they see a real nigga but ain't no water for the horse dick
Tubs always giggle when they see a real nigga but ain't no water for the horse dick
by Igotitonme4real June 3, 2023
Get the Tubsmug. by iovtheedragon June 21, 2025
Get the Caulking the tubmug. 
i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD
Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021
Get the i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icingmug.