Busted hot pocket

A snatch that has been busted open by a large object

That snatch from the bar looked like a busted hot pocket. #loose#whore#maggie

by Long dong bagong June 16, 2018

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

Aussie Hot Pocket

Is that act of shoving kangaroo shit up your partners ass, then proceed to tap that ass

We went out to eat then snuck in the zoo to do a Aussie Hot Pocket! Best first date ever!

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

Ganges Hot Pocket

Fucking her by the Ganges river, filling her pussy with Ganges water, wait for a floating penis and hand, slap That ass with the hand and jam that bloated penis in her pussy.

My wife wanted an exotic trip, so we head to India and the first meal she ate was a Ganges Hot Pocket.

by Cmen deemon October 5, 2020

Alabama hot pocket

Taking a mean shit in her pussy.

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!

by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019

Hot Pockets

A delicious microwave snack commonly found in stores in multiple flavors.

I have just bought Hot Pockets with ham and cheese!

by BanzaiSG June 24, 2019

Gypsy Hot Pocket

Sex act involving more than 2 penises in one orifice.

Jose, steve, and barry performed a Gypsy Hot Pocket on Stacie last night by performing the Triful Tower in her ho ha!

by Gypsy Hot Pocket Slinger November 29, 2021